‘And David, don’t forget the loo roll’. Surbiton’s supermarkets were hit by panic-buying this morning – these were Saturday morning’s pasta and cleaning liquid shelves at Waitrose, and in the inevitable bog-standard reaction to virus threats, toilet paper was running scarce too. What next? Quail eggs may be in short supply, and there could be

‘And David, don’t forget the loo roll’.

Surbiton’s supermarkets were hit by panic-buying this morning – these were Saturday morning’s pasta and cleaning liquid shelves at Waitrose, and in the inevitable bog-standard reaction to virus threats, toilet paper was running scarce too.

What next? Quail eggs may be in short supply, and there could be a run on caviar. Hurry, hurry… it’s only £20 for a small pot.